How’s Your Doublethink? A Test…
25 January 2022 - 3:45 pm
For those that are worried they might not be the model citizens in The New Normal™ and wish to practice the skills they will need to fit in, here’s an article published by the “Independent” (no the test hasn’t started yet, but it could have) on the 25th January 2021 titled “Anti-vax Olympic gold medalist Szilveszter Csollany dies of Covid, aged 51”.
First, before you begin the test we need to make sure we’re clear on what cognitive dissonance is. The verywellmind website describes it:
The term cognitive dissonance is used to describe the mental discomfort that results from holding two conflicting beliefs, values, or attitudes. People tend to seek consistency in their attitudes and perceptions, so this conflict causes feelings of unease or discomfort.
This inconsistency between what people believe and how they behave motivates people to engage in actions that will help minimize feelings of discomfort. People attempt to relieve this tension in different ways, such as by rejecting, explaining away, or avoiding new information.
https://www.verywellmind.com/what-is-cognitive-dissonance-2795012
So, we understand that the mental discomfort from holding two contradictory beliefs in one’s head at the same time is what we’re referring to as “cognitive dissonance”. We also understand that in order to reduce that discomfort people will utilise various strategies like rejecting, explaining away or indeed avoiding new information.
The object of this test is to read the text from the article mentioned at the start, and a full pass to qualify as a New Normal™ Model Citizen™ is to utilise all available strategies to defeat the cognitive dissonance to the point where it is unconscious and automatic. You should feel no discomfort at all once this is achieved, and if you can do that then congratulations, the future New Normal™ Global State™ has a place reserved just for you, provided you are one of the first 500,000,000 as per the Georgia Guidestones (image) or you may be surplus to requirements.
Are you ready? Than let’s begin…
Anti-vax Olympic gold medalist Szilveszter Csollany dies of Covid, aged 51
A Hungarian Olympic gold medal-winning gymnast has died at the age of 51 from Covid-19.
Szilveszter Csollany won gold on the rings at Sydney 2000, improving a silver medal finish achieved in Atlanta at the previous Olympic Games.
Budapest newspaper Blikk has reported that Csollany fell ill in December and was put on a ventilator in hospital, before passing away on 24 January.
While Csollany had, according to the publication, expressed anti-vaccination views on social media, the six-time World Championship medallist had been vaccinated to allow him to continue to work as a gymnastics coach.
However, he contracted the virus soon after receiving his jab, Blikk suggested, and had thus not built sufficient levels of antibodies.
“It is with profound sadness that we inform you of the death of Szilveszter Csollany,” the Hungarian Olympic Committee confirmed.
Csollany was twice named Hungarian Sportsman of the Year (2000 and 2002).
https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/antivax-covid-szilveszter-csollany-hungary-b2000002.html
How did you do? Be honest now, did you flinch at all? Did the headline declaring Csollany as being “anti-vax” clash with the line “the six-time World Championship medallist had been vaccinated” at all? If it did you clearly have some work to do. If not, if you were able to read those things and somehow reconcile them in your head with no discomfort at all then it looks like you’re a seasoned Doublethinker.
How about the idea that this guy had survived almost 2 years of this alleged deadly pandemic unscathed, but then “contracted the virus soon after receiving his jab”. Did that trigger any dissonance of the cognitive variety? What about the suggestion that he’d had his “jab” but “had thus not built sufficient levels of antibodies”? Any discomfort?
If you would be so kind as to assign yourself a cognitive dissonance score, based on the levels of discomfort you feel, with 0 being no discomfort at all, and 10 being brain-splitting mental trauma at being asked to even consider such anti-scientific contradictory nonsense, and then check your prospects and rating on the chart below…
| Score | Prospects | Gates Rating |
|---|---|---|
| 0 | The United Nations and the World Economic Forum would like to speak to you immediately. Your chances of becoming a lackey for the “elites” is as good as it could be. | Brainless Apparatchik |
| 1 | The chances are good you could land a position at one of the lesser NGOs or State Science establishments where you’ll provide all the right answers asked for by your masters. | Obedient Shill |
| 2 | There’s a position with your name on it at one of the mainstream media outlets. Your future as a top-notch talking-head regurgitating globalist propaganda is assured. | Gutless Stenographer |
| 3 | A career in national politics awaits you, as you have the skills to mostly believe your own lies so that you’ll be more convincing lying to others. | Dishonest Hypocrite |
| 4 | Upper management in a public or private organisation pushing destructive policies and counter-productive top-down reshuffles looks to be your best bet. | Egocentric Toadie |
| 5 | A job in marketing, creating adverts for pointless products that are declared to be “making the world a better place” is the job for you with options for Government contracts. | Worthless Charlatan |
| 6 | You’re having some issues, and require some re-education. Enrol in an expensive University degree course for a qualification that has no use in the real world straight away. | Potential Tax Cattle |
| 7 | This is a real problem for you, and you need immediate correction. A recommended course of intravenous BBC and a subscription to the Guardian might just save you. | Apostate Peon |
| 8 | There is very little hope for you, unless you renounce all thinking right now, ingest 24/7 State Expert material from now on and pray to Saint Bill daily for forgiveness. | Dissident Pleb |
| 9 | It would appear the New Normal™ is not for you. Possibly you will be allowed to survive living off cockroaches and nuclear waste outside Utopia if you don’t cause trouble. | Heretical Outcast |
| 10 | Hello there, nice to meet you. | The Greatest Threat |
If you are unhappy with your score then all is not lost. Not yet.