20 January 2021 - 5:36 pm
On Sunday January 17th 2021 Sky News posted this “World” news item on their website titled “COVID-19: Ice cream tests positive for coronavirus in China”.
Fortunately the “anti-epedemic authorities” in China are tracing people who may have been in contact with the batches, which have been sealed and contained after the samples that were sent to the Municipal Centre for Disease Control “tested positive for Coronavirus”, presumably along with any of the traced individuals.
So nevermind the question of why someone decided to send samples of ice cream to get tested, please don’t think about that because it’s officially not important. The question you must ask is “How could this have happened and are we all gonna die!?”
Fortunately we have “an expert” to assure us that “it’s likely this has come from a person, and without knowing the details, I think this is probably a one-off”. Thanks Dr Stephen Griffin, for assuring us that “We probably don’t need to panic that every bit of ice cream is suddenly going to be contaminated with coronavirus”. Probably. How reassuring.
It’s definitely that a person somehow infected thousands of boxes of “COVID-contaminated ice cream” and definitely not that the test is garbage because “an expert” said so. It definitely isn’t that the CCP might spread propaganda that the rest of the world’s MSM would lap up and promote with a scary headline to continue the charade that has enriched the Government’s best mates and provided the State’s excuse for overnight expansion into outright totalitarianism, because that’s just kerrazy.